Killjoy

Yep, that's me. Mama Killjoy. Dd2 is about to move into dd4's bedroom, so we need to buy a twin mattress to go on top of the box spring that's been patiently awaiting her since we bought dd4's loft bed a couple of months ago. Our main criterion for dd2's mattress are that it be clean and very uninviting to jump on. Lacking any IKEA stores in the state of Colorado, we'll probably end up getting something like this at Walmart.